Wednesday, January 16, 2013

ALL the Celebrity Big Brother housemates up for eviction as punishment for Ryan and Razor's shock nominations plot!

"You slithering sneaky little streak", yelled the ladies after Ryan and Razor plotted to nominated the CBB ladies                                                                    
The boys receive a good telling off, BB style



Just when we thought CBB couldn't get more shocking, it turns out that the oh-so-nice Ryan is a SNAKE!
In a shock nominations twist live on this evening's show (which saw Lacey getting the boot - read more on that here), Ryan and Razor were called into the Diary Room by Big Brother.
As the TV flicked on in the living room, the housemates thought they were about to watch their favourite lads do some sort of task. But they were wrong.
Big Brother proceeded to read a conversation Ryan and Razor had this morning - all about nominations.
Throwing all of the rules out of the window during this secret chat in the garden, Big Brother revealed that Razor told Ryan: "If you wan to last until the end, vote the girls."
 
And we thought he was a gentleman! At this point, the housemates in the living room looked shocked - covering their mouths as they willed the conversation to stop. But it didn't.
Agreeing with his pal, Ryan said: "If Speidi stay tonight, the public want them in. They wont win, but the public want them. So don't waste it, put it elsewhere."
And Razor concluded: "We're not allowed to talk about voting. But the girls are not voting for each other."
It's odd how the only real rule on CBB is not to talk about nominations, yet they ALL bloody do it, isn't it? Is it the effect of the house or their small brains?
Razor and Ryan in the Diary Room
Hearing it back, Ryan and Razor realised how bad it sounded
Razor and Ryan in the Diary Room
Razor tries the classic six year old boy trick of staring at the wall in the hope everything will go away and be fine
After BB had reported the conversation back to the boys, Ryan and Razor were told that they would be up for nomination as a result.
Giggling, Razor said "Fair enough", while Ryan agreed "Yeah, that's fine".
But Big Brother wasn't finished. The ominous voice added: "As punishment, ALL of the housemates will be up for eviction."
At this point, Ryan and Razor started laughing even more, falling apart like a couple of schoolboys in detention.
Razor and Ryan in the Diary Room
Cracking up, the chaps struggled to take their punishment seriously
 
Razor chuckled: "We're not that clever - this wasn't meant to be nasty, but thank you for reminding us of the rules.
"We apologise to our fellow housemates, we weren't ganging up were we?"
Looking very sheepish indeed, Ryan said: "We were just thinking out loud. We're sorry!"
Returning to the house to the sound of boos, Frankie shouted: "I was p***ing myself laughing!"
Lacey Banghard
Lacey was kicked out earlier in the show
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However, the ladies were not amused. "I'm a little offended", said Heidi, forgetting she's not actually one of the ladies (being teamed with hubby Spencer). And as Gillian shook her head and said "I've got to find a dress now", Tricia rounded on Razor and yelled: "You slithering sneaky little streak of p***!"
If they Ryan and Razor were laughing before, they weren't after that. Good luck sleeping tonight, boys.

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